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Sorry to the 4 people this inconveniences.

BEN

What Are We Protecting You From, A Wrong Cheeseburger?!

I want to be friends with this 911 operator.

I Want Pie! I Want Beef Jerky!

Whoever decided to give this girl a video camera wins my vote for Genius of the Year.

Money McGreederton

Manny Ramirez is a fine baseball player. Maybe he's one of the greatest hitters of all-time. But after turning down $25 million for one year of playing baseball because it's not enough, he now officially becomes a huge asshole. And his b-hole of an agent, Scott Boras, is #1 on my list of "People I Want to Kick Hard in the Nut Sack".

Guys like this are what's ruining my most favorite sport in the world.

Is This Gonna Be Forever?!

You gotta love dads.

I Would Never Use That!

So. Effing. Brilliant.

"I Just Wanted to Burn His Penis"

This story is for the penis-burner that lives inside all of us.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7812875.stm

What Do You Want From My Life?!

My favorite is when he tries to eat the camcorder. Enjoy your holiday shopping!

Best Ever!

At Wal-Mart?! NO WAY!!

If you haven't heard, we've already had our first Black Friday death.

A 34-year-old Wal-Mart stock clerk was trampled to death this morning by over 200 people who just couldn't wait to get their hands on that piece of shit 27-inch HDTV.

I'm still shocked that this happened at a Wal-Mart. The people there are usually so intelligent and civilized. I just don't get it.