Friday, February 27, 2009

I've Moved

FYI: I'm moving my blog. New posts can now be found at LightThemOnFire.tumblr.com. If you're not subscribed through Feedburner, you may want to re-subscribe.

Sorry to the 4 people this inconveniences.

BEN

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

What Are We Protecting You From, A Wrong Cheeseburger?!



I want to be friends with this 911 operator.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I Want Pie! I Want Beef Jerky!



Whoever decided to give this girl a video camera wins my vote for Genius of the Year.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Money McGreederton



Manny Ramirez is a fine baseball player. Maybe he's one of the greatest hitters of all-time. But after turning down $25 million for one year of playing baseball because it's not enough, he now officially becomes a huge asshole. And his b-hole of an agent, Scott Boras, is #1 on my list of "People I Want to Kick Hard in the Nut Sack".

Guys like this are what's ruining my most favorite sport in the world.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Is This Gonna Be Forever?!



You gotta love dads.